whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
