So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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