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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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