I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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