It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Too much gin, very little bucket
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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