yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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