i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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