I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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