Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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