I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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