carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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