oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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