its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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