does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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