Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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