so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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