what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.