ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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