I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
