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Farmville is her only friend.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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