is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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