awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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