Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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