i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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