just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I didn't notice because vodka
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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