Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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