i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
vagina is talking i cant
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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