she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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