Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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