Pants 0. Shit 1.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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