Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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