the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's blow job season.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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