I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He kissed a someone with a penis
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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