Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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