he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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