guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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