I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Come see our sink grown plant.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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