Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him