Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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