I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
where am i from again
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
