if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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