one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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