Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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