i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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