im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize