So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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