Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i came on her dog
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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