i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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