Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.