i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?