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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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