haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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