He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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