wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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