you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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