Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
farters have to be the big spoon...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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