You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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