My brain says no but my pants say off.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i think i have two assholes
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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