So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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