is your mom at the bar?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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